AfterBedtime Reviews
Honest game reviews for dads who only play after bedtime.
Written one quiet night at a time, from a dad in Durban, South Africa with a 7 year old daughter, a full-time job in a tech startup, and a small window of gaming time after the house finally goes still. No hype. No 100-hour completion runs. Just honest takes on whether a game is worth your precious bedtime hours.
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8.0Dad Score
REPLACED
A stunning cyberpunk pixel art experience that could've been tighter
10-12 hour experienceApr 2026

Platformer
8.0Dad Score
Darwin's Paradox!
A charming, humorous octopus platformer that's perfect for evening sessions
4-6 hour experienceApr 2026

Platformer
6.0Dad Score
Little Nightmares III
A disappointing follow-up that fails to capture the magic of the first two
6-8 hour experienceMar 2026